My girlfriend called me on the phone and said,...
I went over, nobody was home. if you’re unicorn or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
12 year olds now: omg i have a boyfriend and it's so great because he loves me and i love him and we're going to have sex next week and i'm so excited because i have been dreaming about it for ages and yolo and my life is so cool and i go out drinking every friday because i'm hard and i need a ciggy because yolo and who cares what people think about me yolo
12 year old me: Who has a nintendo I can connect with?